you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
