I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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