The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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