six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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