it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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