Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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