At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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