she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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