why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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