Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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