I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Yo dont text me then not text me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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