you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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