Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
