we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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