We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
there's paper in my vomit.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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