Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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