question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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