The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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