Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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