Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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