Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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