I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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