I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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