So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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