You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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