also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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