my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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