Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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