what if I'm pregnant?
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don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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