I think I am morally bankrupt
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
