She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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