i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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