Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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