i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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