That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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