I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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