Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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