Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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