Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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