her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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