I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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