Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
