Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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