Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
