Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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