I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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