I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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