Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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