Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
