i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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