i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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