Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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