But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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