Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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