I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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