Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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