He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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